Men are Funny.

The Hubster is a one of a kind man....He is a door holder, compassionate, and sensitive about my feelings and his own. Sometimes I realize just how special he is when we go through our arguing days.. he always is the first to say he is sorry or to want to talk about stuff.. I would just sit in the corner and cry or use my infamous silent treatment trick (which is probably just a gift to him. ;) Either way I am very thankful for him....
 Once we got married I realized just how neat and prepared he is for things.. I have found his stockpiles.. He was a stock of batteries of all sizes, at least 50 cans of ravioli and spaghettios, at least 5 cases of bottled water, boxes and boxes of ammunition, and a plethora of toilet paper.. Now, I can guess what you are thinking......................... Talk about prepared or Finally, a place to go during the zombie apocalypse (which is why I think he started doing this) Either way it is nice to know we are somewhat prepared in case of emergencies.. HOWEVER.. as a woman, I of course have to gripe about it. LOL. bring on the bullet points Sarbear..

• Cans of ravioli? umm I pride myself of being a good cook. What if MTV cribs would show up here and check our stash.. We would so not be cool. Hmmm.. this reminds me, I need to put some caviar in the fridge (Is that where it goes?) Anywho, I guess I'll appreciate it someday.
• Batteries I do approve of.. This will come in handy for many things. Of course a person always needs batteries.. Especially when we have kids and buy some Barbie Dream House that has a working elevator.. Batteries are never included.. and I do not want to deprive my future daughter of a non-working elevator on Christmas morning.. Shoot, who am I kidding.. When I finally sprout kiddies, "Barbies" will be the fence  around the neighbors garden of robots.
• Bottled water.. hummm...another thing I can be excited about.. especially if there is ever a chemical spill in the water source of West Virginians.. (You will only get this is if you know about our awesome water companies around these parts..) Anyways.. gotta love a bottle of water. So kudos baby. 
• Ammunition? Well the only thing I know how to shoot is the Sh**. So guess those will come in handy for him more than me.. I could throw them at someone if things got tough..(I suck at sports though) but lemme tell you.. if we do have a zombie outbreak. We are super prepared.. (So if you are a robber and reading this.. keep away doll face.. we be packin' some heat up in this piece!)
• And my favorite of all TOILET PAPER!! This is the thing I am ready to get rid of so we can buy REAL toilet paper.. If you are a man, you know that you are gonna buy the cheapest tp out there. Men don't get how important it is to wipe with a nice plush paper.. However, in 5th grade I did a Science fair project on toilet paper,( I have a cool teacher mom) We called the project, "The Issue with Tissue" awesome huh?... Anyways we tested all the cheap and expensive butt papers to find the best one for your money.. We counted squares until we were blue in the face.. but in the end... we found out which one was best..... Wanna know? Is it killing you to know? Welllll... that was like forever ago.. so it is prob different now. butttttt......................................................................................................................... ...............Soft n Gentle.. Who would have thought.. Wow.. I totally got off subject. Okay.. To sum up. I use triple the amount of this stock pile paper in order to shrink the stash so I can get new stuff,, Soft tp.. Real tp... something to look forward to after you sit for a bit..

Okay, so after all that rambling.. I will sum it up, just in case you didn't wanna read all that crap.. Husband is prepared for EVERYTHING and my butt is raw. Have a Nice Day. :)