So.. I think it is time for the goofy bullet points.. I have learned A LOT about myself in less than a month of marriage..
- I am a SNORER! Gosh I remember making fun of my friends for snoring at sleepovers.. Now here I am.. wearing my Breathe Right strips (husband insisted on this purchase.. ) with a hubs suffocating himself under pillows in order to sleep.
- I have a gas problem.. in order to keep that last smidgen of class I have, I will not go into detail about this.. However, since I have been married I could fart every 5 seconds.. but I have to hold them in. DANG IT! I shared too much.
- I kiss my dogs too much... Forgot to mention them.. I have two dogs that have been my fake children for the past 5 years.. Their adjustment period has been the worse. More about that later.
- I enjoy the smell of fabric softener and laundry detergenat. Is this what being old feels like??
- I make many weird faces at hubs.. he has figured out what each one means.. Who knew I was so transparent....?
- I watch a lot of stupid shows and movies.. This is according to him. I think my reality tv obsession and love of dumb dancing movies is totally normal.. ugg..
On to the next day.... Hopefully this GasX will work...
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