Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Adjusting

Who knew that being married wasn't as easy as pie?? You look your whole life for this ONE person that you could see yourself with everyday.. then you get married and BAM.. honeymoon is over. Now it is the time to get everything we both need out of this marriage. We are both working very hard to adjust to this new time in our lives.. I would say my adjustment has been the worst. I have moved to a new town with no friends and no job. WOW.. I could easily go nutty up here.. I am trying so hard everyday to keep a smile on my shiny round face. I thought at first that the hardest part would be to play this wife roll.. all the cooking and cleaning is the easy part. But aside from all the gripes and tears this is what I want. FOREVER.. plus maybe some friends. ;)
So.. I think it is time for the goofy bullet points.. I have learned A LOT about myself in less than a month of marriage..
  • I am a SNORER! Gosh I remember making fun of my friends for snoring at sleepovers.. Now here I am.. wearing my Breathe Right strips (husband insisted on this purchase.. ) with a hubs suffocating himself under pillows in order to sleep.
  • I have a gas problem.. in order to keep that last smidgen of class I have, I will not go into detail about this.. However, since I have been married I could fart every 5 seconds.. but I have to hold them in. DANG IT! I shared too much.
  • I kiss my dogs too much... Forgot to mention them.. I have two dogs that have been my fake children for the past 5 years.. Their adjustment period has been the worse. More about that later.
  • I enjoy the smell of fabric softener and laundry detergenat. Is this what being old feels like??
  • I make many weird faces at hubs.. he has figured out what each one means.. Who knew I was so transparent....?
  • I watch a lot of stupid shows and movies.. This is according to him. I think my reality tv obsession and love of dumb dancing movies is totally normal.. ugg..
Okay well.. that's enough. I am sure I could put 50 more things.. but I wanna keep feeling okay about myself...

On to the next day.... Hopefully this GasX will work...

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