You know you are a wife when....

I am going to start this post and continually add stuff as I discover my transition from Sarah to Wifey Sarah.. Hopefully in a year when I look back on this.. I will have learned something about myself.. or have decided that medication may be the best choice for me. :) 

 

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A WIFE WHEN....

• You get a sharp pain in your chest.. you of course believe you are having a heart attack because of the amount of crap you just had to scrub from the toilet.. As you clutch your chest, the pain gets sharper.. After a minute of pain you realize the pain is not a heart attack, but a piece of a tortilla chip that had fallen in your sports bra from dinner... Sheww. close call.
• You automatically assume Shout needs to be used on every shirt and pair of underwear.
• You suddenly realize you no longer can sign up to be on the Bachelor.. uggg
• You wear read lipstick with your sweat pants, just because you wanna still feel a little attractive to yourself
• You judge every married couple you pass wondering if you are happier than them...
• You can easily tell your husband he doesn't read fast enough when you are sharing an article..
• Making dinner isn't a luxury its a requirement.
• You are notified of a dog turd... Aside from all other alternatives.
• "Umm you have a booger," is a normal daily conversation
• Bibbed overalls and a flannel is what he considers a, "Dress up outfit.." well okay maybe that is just hubs and mom's hubs.
• Okay.. last one leads me to,, holy crap have mom and I both found the same man with a 20 year age difference? They both love dumb jokes, both know more about the bible than us ( ok that's good) and both see no problem in a pair of dirty jeans and flannel shirt with a pocket.. The pocket for moms man holds his fork.. hubs pocket holds his cell.. Well at least its for half way normal reason.. lord have mercy.. we look alike and have the same taste in men.. I do love my dad and step dad.. oh holy father be with us.. We are twins.
  

  Enough said...