There are many times in your marriage that aren't as flashy and fantazmo as the others.. some of these times may be fighting (if that's what you do) others may be running errands as a couple (see previous post) and sometimes your sewage backs up.. CUE THE CRAPPY. When you get married you only see and look forward to the high points.. the date nights, babies, and of course the looooovvveeee... Well all this is great until you have a moment in which you have to turn totally vulnerable and potentially puke in front of the other.. this my friend is when you have a sewer problem..
Last night while doing laundry I noticed a weird/ dog smell coming from where I was standing.. Now unlike Justin I would say this had to be the dogs.. (he would blame me.. yikes tmi) However, I knew different. So I looked around and noticed an issue coming from the floor.. and yes.. this issue needed tissue.. well, it already had it. Barf. So... when hubs got home, I broke the crappy news. He began the 2 day stressing process. He did everything in his power to fix it.. and was even elbow deep in the.. umm.. well... us. I would never have been as strong.. In fact, I almost puked 45 times while being the flashlight holder.. Nevertheless.. IT SUCKED.. He had to use a vacation day,, YIPPEE for him. and I got to endure it all. Lucky Sar. So to do the daily sum up.. Sometimes marriage can be CRAPPY. Enjoy your toilets.
PS: Baracuda by Heart was playing on the radio during the worse of the sewer snaking.. soooo.. as anyone would do in a time like this, I made up a new version.. (if you don't know the song, Youtube it, i'ts a good song.. ) oooooooooooooo smells like poooooopyyyyyy...
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